A stinky secret
May 21st, 2008I’ve got a little secret, come closer and I’ll tell
I didn’t bathe for one whole week, and I don’t even smell.
Don’t you think that’s something, no bathtime for one week?
What’s wrong with you, you’re turning blue, can’t you even speak?
Maybe you’ve been stricken like my friends and family too,
suddenly they all got sick, must have been the flu.
No one is available , and I’m lonely as can be?
Even my darling puppy dog doesn’t want to play with me.
Is it possible that I was wrong? Do you think I waited much to long?
Why’s there a close pin on your nose? Is it me ? Do you suppose?
I guess I’ll just give up the fight and take a bath you could be right….