July 7 , 2005
Week 11 - The Rude Laptop
Episode 4
“What!” Rantz grabs back the computer. “Damn it!” The message vanishes and the report reappears.
“What’s wrong with my butt!” Harry demands.
“This stupid machine keeps typing out ridiculous messages…”
“I should sue you for sexual harassment.”
“You can’t do that. I work for you.”
Harry shrugs. “I guess that’s true.”
Rantz pounds on the ‘Escape’ key. “I don’t know why it keeps doing this. I don’t see any other program running…”
“You got a virus. Happens all the time.”
“Wonderful!” Rantz shakes his head. “This damn machine has been nothing but trouble since the day I got it.”
“Talk to Powell. He’s good with computers.”
“Why can’t anything ever be simple?”
“A mystery beyond my ken….” Harry leans forward over the desk and bats his eyes. “Do you really think my tits are terrific?”
Rantz stares at him and shudders. “Now there’s an image to haunt my nightmares.”
Harry sits back and grins. “That’s what I’m here for!”