June 10, 2005
Week 7 - The Laptop
Episode 5
Rantz lies on his stomach in the master bedroom. Liza rubs BenGay into his back.
“Ow!” Rantz yells. “Gentler! You’re supposed to be helping me not making it worse!”
“You’re a big boy, you can take it,” Liza says. “I have to push down if you want this stuff to relax your muscles.”
“Ow! You’re doing it on purpose!”
“I am not… how’s this?”
“mmm… much better…”
“Okay.”
“mmm…”
“Hey… don’t get frisky…”
“Don’t worry… ‘The spirit is willing, but the flesh is weak’…”
“I told you that new laptop was a mistake.”
“No you didn’t! You said it was a great idea.”
“Well, maybe… But I told you to be careful it didn’t throw out your back.”
“It’s not the laptop. It barely weighs anything… It’s that leather case. I’ll have to switch to my old satchel. It’s pretty light.”
“That thing is real thin… will it protect the computer?”
“It’ll have to… I don’t have any choice… ohh! That feels nice…”
“Good.”
“mmmm…. Maybe I am getting a little frisky…”
“Calm down, bucko… If we tried that you wouldn’t stand up straight for a week.”
“It’d be worth it…” He begins to roll over and reach for her.
She pushes him back onto his stomach and continues massaging. “I said calm down!”
“Ow! That one was on purpose!”
“Now behave…”